from them, seek the correct solutions!); he can be displayed to himself-instead of an invented hero-with his spiritual world, abilities, qualities, and flaws. He can help him find himself.. and then that great information will become his life experience. It will take on the universal force of truth that comes from scientific information. This will be a new kind of art-not written, not acted, not musical-everything together, expressed in biopotentials and chemical reactions. The art of synthesizing man!" Suddenly he stopped. "Yes, but how do you do that in the computer-womb? How do you create that kind of feedback? It won't be easy. Well-experiments, experiments, and more experiments-we'll do it! We managed to create feedback between the parts of the complex. The important thing is we have the idea!" Vano Aleksandrovich Androsiashvili wasn't sleeping either, in his dacha outside Moscow. He was standing on the veranda, listening to the rustle of the rain. Today at a department meeting they discussed the work of their students. Krivoshein came out looking the worst: in a year's time he hadn't taken a single exam; lately his attendance at lectures and labs had been erratic; and he hadn't chosen a topic for his dissertation. Professor Vladimir Veniaminovich Valerno expressed the opinion that the man was taking up a place in the graduate department for nothing, getting a fellowship, and that it wouldn't be a bad idea to free that spot for someone more deserving. Vano Aleksandrovich had wanted to say nothing, but lost his temper, and said many rash and angry things to Vladimir Veniaminovich about condescension and disdain in judging the work of young researchers. Valerno was stunned, and Androsiashvili himself felt bad: Vladimir Veniaminovich didn't deserve that kind of rebuke. Vano Aleksandrovich had spent many an evening pondering the miraculous healing of the student after he was hit by the icicle, remembering their conversation about controlling metabolism in the organism, and came to the conclusion that Krivoshein had discovered and developed the ability to regenerate tissue rapidly, an ability characteristic of the simplest coelenterates. He couldn't imagine how he had done it. He was waiting for Krivoshein to come and tell him: Vano Aleksandrovich was willing to forget his injured feelings and promise silence, if necessary. He'd do anything to find out! But Krivoshein was silent. Now Androsiashvili was mad at himself for not finding out why the police were holding the student when he had talked to them yesterday on their videophone. "Has he done something? When did he have time? He came by the department in the morning to announce that he had to go to Dneprovsk for a few days. Krivoshein's second mystery." The professor chuckled. But the anxiety didn't go away. All right, there might have been a mishap, but what if it was something serious? Say what you will, but Krivoshein was the discoverer and bearer of an important discovery about man. That discovery must not perish. "I have to go to Dneprovsk," the thought suddenly came to him. But then the proud blood of a mountain dweller and corresponding member of the Academy boiled over: he, Vano Aleksandrovich Androsiashvili, would rush to help out a graduate student who had gotten into a mess! A student that he took into the department out of pity and who had hurt him deeply with his lack of trust? "Yes, rush off!" Vano Aleksandrovich shook his head, calming himself. "First of all, you, Vano, don't believe that Krivoshein committed any crime. He's not the type. There's some problem or misunderstanding there, that's all. You have to help him. Second, you've been dreaming of a way to gain his confidence and get closer to him. Well, here it is. Maybe he has good reason for hiding. But don't let him think that Androsiashvili is a man that can't be counted on, who withdraws from petty irritations. No! Of course, even in Dneprovsk you won't begin to question him-he'll tell you if he wants to. But that discovery must be saved. It's more important than your pride." Vano Aleksandrovich felt better because he had overcome himself and reached a wise decision. Graduate student Krivoshein wasn't sleeping either. He was still reading the diary. Chapter 20 According to the teachings of Buddha, the way to rid yourself of suffering is to rid yourself of ties. Won't someone tell which ties 1 must sever to stop my eyetooth from aching? And hurry! -K. Prutkov-enzhener, an unumbered thought January 5. Here I am in the position of a human rough draft for a more perfect copy. And even though I'm the creator of the copy, it's still nothing to be happy about. "You know, your nephew is very attractive," Lena said to me after I introduced them at a New Year's party. "Simpatico." Back at home, I spent a whole hour staring at myself in the mirror: a depressing sight. And he was good at small talk; I was no match for him. No, Victor Kravets was behaving himself like a gentleman with Lena. Either earlier memories are having an effect or he's just feeling out his possibilities in breaking hearts, but he appears to be uninterested in her. If he made the effort, though, I'd never see Lena again. When he and I walk around Academic Town or along the institute grounds, girls who never nodded to me before greet me loudly and joyously: "Hello, Valentin Vasilyevich!"-with an eye on the handsome stranger next to me. And he's so good on skis! The three of us went out of town yesterday, and he and Lena left me far behind. And how he danced at the New Year's ball! Even Ninochka, the secretary, who didn't know the way to the lodge before, always seems to be dropping by with a paper from the office for me. "Hello, Valentin Vasilyevich! Hello, Vitya... oh, it's so interesting here, all these tubes!" In a word, I now can observe myself every day the way I am and myself the way I would be if only... if only what? If only it weren't for the hunger during and after the war, the strong resemblance to my father who-alas!-was not too handsome ("Pudgy-faced, just like his father!" the relatives used to say, cooing over me), the bumps and potholes in the road of life. If only it weren't for my rather unhealthy life-style: the lab, the library, my room, conversations, thinking, the miasmas from the reagents-and no physical recreation. Really, I didn't try to become an ugly, fat, stooped egghead-it just happened. In principle, I should be proud: I beat Mother Nature! But something gets in the way.... No, there's something damaging about this idea. Let's say we perfect the method of controlled synthesis. And we create marvelous people-strong, beautiful, talented, energetic, knowledgeable-you know, masters of life from advertising posters like "We saved at the bank and bought this refrigerator!" But what about the people that were used as a basis for them-does that mean that they were nothing more than rought drafts sketched by life? Why should they be demeaned? That's a fine reward for their lives: regret for your imperfections, the thought that you will never be perfect because you were made by a regular mama and not a marvelous contraption? It turns out that with our system people will still be pitted against people. And not only against bad ones-against everyone, since we all have some imperfections. Does that mean that good but ordinary people (not artificial) will have to be crowded out of life? (There! That's just like you, Krivoshein-you're so thick-skinned. Until it affects you personally you don't think about it. "Whup him with a two-by-four," as your daddy used to say. But all right, I got it now. That's the important thing.) There's plenty to think about here. I guess all human flaws have a common nature-they're exaggerations. Take a quality that's pleasant to have in people around you: simplicity. We're inculcated with it from childhood. But if nature flubs it, or your upbringing spoils it, or if life goes the wrong way-you end up with sleepy stupidity instead of simplicity. You can also get cowardice instead of reasonable caution, false conceit instead of a necessary confidence, cynicism instead of sober daring, or sneakiness instead of brains. We use a lot of words to hide our impotence in the face of human imperfections: jokes ("A bear stepped on his ear," "He was dropped as a baby"), scientific terms ("anemia," "personality breakdown/' "inferiority complex"), and homilies ("That's not for him," or "He has a gift for that...."). We used to say "God's gift." Now in our materialistic age we say "nature's gift," but basically, it's the same thing: man has no control. Some have it and some don't. And you can guess why some don't. In primitive societies and later social formations man's perfection was not compulsory. If you knew how to live, work, multiply, and be a little crafty-fine, it was enough! Only now, when we have a constructive idea of communism, and not just a Utopian one, we are developing real demands to be made on man. We are taking man's measure for this marvelous idea-and it's painful to see the things we hadn't noticed before. January 8. I shared my thoughts with Kravets. "You want to employ the synthesis method on ordinary people?" double number 3 quickly deduced. "Yes. But how?" I looked at him hopefully. Maybe he knew? He understood my look and laughed. "Don't forget that I'm you. On the level of knowledge, anyway." "But maybe you have a better idea of what that liquid is?" I pointed at the tank. "You came out of it after all... like Aphrodite from the sea spray. You know, its composition and so on." "In two words?" "You can use three." "All right. That liquid is man. Its composition is the composition of the human body. Besides that, the liquid is a quantal-molecular biochemical computer that can teach itself and has a huge memory, and each molecule of the liquid has some unique bit of information. In other words, do what you will, the liquid of the computer-womb is merely man in a liquid state. You can draw scientific, practical, and organizational conclusions based on that fact." I had the feeling that this new problem hadn't captured him the way it had me. I tried to stir up his imagination. "Vitya, what if this method is really 'it? It's for ordinary people, after all, and not-" "You go to-(tsk, tsk, and an artificial man at that!). I absolutely refuse to look at our work from the 'it-not it' point of view and in keeping with a vow I never made. Nowadays you should have a much cooler view of vows! (Well, if you call that a cooler view....) You want to use the discovery to transform people?" "Into angels." I threw fat on the fire. "The hell with angels! An informational transformation of homo sapiens-and that's it! You have to look at the problem from the academic point of view!" It was my first opportunity to see him lose control and turn into ... me. No matter how you try to hide it, the Krivoshein personality surfaces. But at least he was churned up. That's the most important thing when you begin a new research project-to get churned up and hate the work. As a result of a six-hour conversation with a dinner break we made four steps in the realization of the new problem. Step 1: Artificial and natural people, judging by everything (well, even by the fact that ordinary food wasn't poison for the double) are biologically identical. Therefore, everything that the computer-womb does with the doubles, can in principle (if you forget about the difficulties of technical realization, as they say in articles) be extended to ordinary people. Step 2: The computer-womb obeys commands on alternations in the tank without any mechanical apparatus or control equipment. Therefore, the liquid in the control circuit is the executive biochemical mechanism; it performs controlled metabolism, as the biologist would say, in the tank- -"Damn it!" the student muttered and smoked nervously. -or more accurately, transforms external information into structured encoding in matter: organic molecules, cells, corpuscles, tissue.... Step 3: In principle, how can a person be transformed in the computer-womb? An artificial double is born in it as an extension and development of the machine's circuitry. In the transparent stage he already senses and feels like a person, but cannot function actively (the experience with Adam and Kravets's confirmation). Then the double continues to the nontransparent stage, detaches himself from the liquid circuit of the computer-womb (or it from him), takes control of himself, and climbs out-no, no, this must be academic sounding-and unplugs from the computer. With an ordinary person, apparently, we would have to operate in reverse, that is, plugging the person into the machine first. Technically: immersing the man in the liquid. Step 4: But can a person be plugged into the computer-womb? After all, what's needed here is no more and no less that-I do know something about neurophysiology; I've read Ashby-total contact of the entire nervous system with the liquid. Our conductor-nerves are isolated from the external environment by skin, tissue, and the skull. In order to get to them the liquid circuit would have to penetrate the person. We decided that it could penetrate. After all, man is a solution. Not a water solution (otherwise people would dissolve in water); there's not that much free water in a person. It's that damn quantitative analysis that confuses everything, the hypnosis of numbers that comes when you take apart human tissue and get these figures: water 75 percent, protein 20 percent, fat 2 percent, salt 1 percent, and so on. Man is a biological solution, and all his components coexist within him in unity and interrelation. The body contains "liquid liquids": saliva, urine, blood plasma, lymph, stomach acids-they can be poured into a test tube. Other liquids fill the cell tissues-the muscles, nerves, brain-and here each cell is a test tube itself. Biological liquids even permeate the bones, as if they were sponges. Thus, despite a lack of proper vessels, man has much more reason to consider himself a liquid than, say, does a forty-percent solution of sodium hydrate. To be even more precise, man is information recorded in a biological solution. Beginning with the moment of conception, transformations take place in this solution; the muscles, intestines, nerves, brain, and skin all form. The same thing-but faster and in a different way-takes place in the liquid of the computer-womb. So, however you look at it, the two liquids are closely related, and their mutual penetration is quite possible. No matter how much we wanted to check every hypothesis as soon as possible in the computer-womb, we controlled ourselves and spent the whole day on theory. We've played enough with chance. This time we'll plan everything thoroughly. So, the first thing is to plug in. February!. Ah, those were good theories that we were tailoring to fit what had already been done! The building block game, the mathematics of "it-not it"... it's nice to look back on how smoothly it all went. Build a theory to help you achieve new results that are much more complex. For now the theoretical liquid (the liquid circuit) in the tank is behaving like vulgar water. Just thicker. Do I need to write how the very next day we ran to the lab bright and' early, and in trepidation and anticipation, stuck our fingers into the tank-"plugging in." And nothing. The liquid wasn't warm or cool. We stood around like that for an hour: no sensation, no changes. Do I need to describe how we bathed the last two rabbits in the liquid trying to plug them into the computer? The computer-womb didn't obey the order "No!" and didn't dissolve them. It ended with the rabbits drowning, and we couldn't save them by pumping them out. Do I need to mention that we lowered conductors into the liquid and watched the movements of floating potentials on the oscillograph? The potentials vacillated and the plotted curve looked like a jagged electroencephalogram. And so what? That's the way it always is. If I were a novice, I'd quit. February 6. An experiment: I lowered my finger into the liquid, Kravets put on Monomakh's Crown and began touching various objects with his finger. J could feel what surfaces he was touching! There was something warm (the radiator), something cold and wet (he stuck his finger under the tap). That meant my finger was plugged in! ? The computer was giving me information about external sensations through my finger. Yes, but they're the wrong ones. I need signals (even in sensations) of the work of the liquid circuit in the tank. February 10. A small, innocent, trifling result. In scope it's inferior even to making the rabbits. Simply, I cut the fleshy part of my palm today and healed the cut. "You see," Kravets said meditatively in the morning, "for the liquid circuit to have the sensation of working, it has to work. And what is it supposed to work on, I ask you? Why should it plug into you, or me, or the rabbits? We're all complete. Everything is in informational balance." I don't know if I really figured it out faster than he did (I flatter myself into thinking yes) or whether he just didn't want to hurt himself. But I began the experiment: I destroyed the informational equilibrium in my organism. The scalpel was sharp and inexperienced. I sliced through my flesh all the way to the bone. Blood drenched my hand. I put my hand in the tank and the liquid turned crimson around it. The pain didn't disappear. "The crown-put on the crown!" Kravets shouted. "What crown? What for?" The pain and the sight of blood kept me from thinking straight. He pushed Monomakh's Crown on my head, clicked the dials-and the pain disappeared instantly; in a few seconds the liquid was clear of blood. My hand was enveloped in a pleasant tingle-and the miracle began: my hand became transparent before my eyes! First the red plaits of the muscles showed. A minute later they had dissolved, and the white bones of the fingers showed through the red jelly. A violet blood vessel, thickening and thinning, pushed blood near the sinews in my wrist. I grew scared and I pulled my hand out of the tank. Immediate pain. The hand was whole, but it shone as if it had been oiled; heavy drops dripped off from the tips of my transparent fingers. I tried wriggling my fingers but they wouldn't obey. And then I noticed that my fingers were thickening into droplet-shaped forms. That was terrifying. "Put it back or you'll lose your hand!" Kravets shouted. I put it back and concentrated on the cut. There was a delicious ache there. "Yes, computer ... that's it. That's it," I repeated. The tingle weakened and the wrist was losing its transparency. Sighing in relief, I took out my hand: there was no more cut, just a big reddish blue scar. A few transparent drops of ichor oozed in the crack. The scar itched and buzzed unbearably. This probably wasn't the end, then. I put my hand in the liquid again. Again-transparency, tingling. "That's it, computer. That's it." Finally the tingling stopped and the hand was no longer transparent. The whole experiment lasted twenty minutes. Now I couldn't show you where I cut myself with the scalpel. I have to figure this out. The most interesting aspect of this was that I didn't have to give the computer-womb any special information on how to heal a cut-as if I could. Probably my little encouraging that's it's were superfluous. The feeling of pain had given rise to rather eloquent biowaves in my brain as it was. It looks like the computer-womb plugs into a person with a signal of imbalance in the system. But this signal wouldn't necessarily have to be pain: it could be a willed command to change something in yourself or a dissatisfaction ("not it"). And then it could be controlled with sensation. A minor, ineffective experiment compared with everything that came before it. After all the cut could have been doused with iodine, bandaged, and it would have healed on its own. But it's the most important experiment we've done in a year's work! Now our discovery can be used not only to synthesize and perfect artificial doubles but to transform complex informational systems that are contained in a highly complex biological solution, which we simply call man. The transformation of any person! February 20. Yes, the liquid circuit plugs into a human organism on a willed command, too. Today I removed the hair from my arm up to my elbow this way. I put my hand in the tank, put on the crown. "Not it," concentrating on the hair. The prickling and itching increased. The skin became transparent. A minute later the hair had dissolved. Kravets used the method to grow nails on his pinky and index finger that were over an inch long. He dipped both plams into the liquid and changed his usual fingerprint sworls into something resembling the tread on a winter tire. Then he tried to restore the original pattern, but he didn't remember what it looked like. Now I see why nothing worked with the rabbits-they have no consciousness, no will, no satisfaction with self. This is a method for man. And only for man! Graduate student Krivoshein skimmed the rest, to memorize it. He flipped through the pages of the diary, photographing them with his memory. It was clear to him: Krivoshein and Kravets had reached the same thing a different way-they could control metabolism in man. But they needed a computer. And it was important that they needed mechanical help. Now his discovery wasn't unique, a freak, but knowledge on how to alter oneself. It wasn't enough to have a method of transformation-you had to have complete information on the human organism. They didn't have it and couldn't possibly have it. And his "knowledge in sensations" could be encoded into the computer and passed on to the world. To every human being. And every human being could have unheard-of power. The student slitted his eyes in thought, and leaned back in the chair. The fight against disease would soon be forgotten! The elements would be subordinate to man without machines. The blue ocean depths, where he will go without diving gear or bathyscaphe. A human dolphin will be able to grow fins and gills at will and enjoy the water environment, live in it, work in it, travel through it. If he wants to go into the air, he can grow wings and fly, soar like an eagle on the warm air currents. Hostile alien planets: the poisonous atmosphere of chlorous gases, heated by the sun and the uncooled magma or chilled by the cosmic cold, full of fatal bacteria. And man will be able to live there as freely as on earth, without special suits or biological shields. He will merely transform his organism to breathe chloride instead of oxygen and perhaps change the usual protein of his body to an organosilicon one. The important thing about man is not that he breathes oxygen. Not his arms and legs. You can develop fins, gills, wings, breathe fluorine, replace protein with organosilicon, and still be man. And you can have normal extremities, white skin, a head, and papers-and not be one! "Yes, but...." Krivoshein leaned on the desk. His eyes fell on his original's notes. Disease and freakishness will disappear. Wounds and poisons will be no threat. Everyone will be able to become strong, brave, beautiful, will be able to mobilize the resources of his organism to do work that once seemed impossible. People will be like gods! Well, what are you smiling wisely for? This is really the method for the limitless perfection of man!" "I'm wise, so I'm smiling," Kravets answered coldly. "You're flying off somewhere again. That's not the only possibility." "Oh, come on! Doesn't every person strive to become better, more perfect?" "Strives in keeping with his concepts of good and perfection. For one thing, you might end up with "Krivoshein's cosmetic baths. " "What baths?" "You know... five rubles a session. A citizen shows up, undresses behind a screen, and sinks into the biological liquid. The operator-some Zhora Sherverpupa, former hairdresser-puts on Mono-makh's Crown and asks: 'What would you desire?' This time I want to look like Brigitte Bardot,' his client orders. 'But make sure my eyebrows are thicker and darker. My guy really likes 'em dark.' Why are you frowning? She'll even give Zhora a tip. And the male clientele will be turning themselves into Alain Delon or the Nordic handsomeness of an Oleg Strizhenov. And then next season the fashion will be for Lollabrigidas and Vitaly Zubkovs, as seen in the picture...." "But we could program a minimal retrieval of information for the computer-womb... some kind of filter for banality and stupidity. Or program it to-" "-simultaneously instill inner qualities in the mass consumer? What if he doesn't want any? Doesn't he have the right not to want any for his money? 'What am I,' some little lady will ask, 'abnormal or something. Why do you think you should change me? You're the weirdos!' You see, the reinforced concreteness of the position of the middle-class boob stems from his absolute certainty that his own behavior is the norm." "But we can make sure it's not the norm for the computer-womb." "Hmmm... I suggest a simple experiment. Please put a finger into the liquid." "Which one?" "Whichever one you won't miss." I dipped my ring finger into the liquid. The double put on the crown and went over to the medicine chest. "Attention!" "Ow, what are you doing?" I pulled out the finger. It was cut and bleeding. Victor Kravets sucked his ring finger and then wiped the blood from the scalpel. "Do you see now?" The computer has no norms of behavior. It doesn't give a damn about anything. Whatever you command it to do, it does." We healed the cuts. Kravets brought me down from the heavens-headlong down a steep flight of stairs. We're a dreamy lot, inventors. And Bell probably thought that people would use his telephone only for pleasant or necessary news, and certainly not for gossip, or anonymous denunciations, or for sending an ambulance to perfectly healthy friends as a joke. We all dream about the good thing, and when life turns our inventions inside out, we just slap our sides, like loggers in a forest, and ask: "What are you doing, people?" The hellish part of science is that it creates methods and nothing else. So we will have a "method for transforming information in a biological system." You can turn a monkey into a man. But you could also turn a man into a donkey. But I can't, I can't believe that after our discovery things would go on as they were! Not for the sake of science-for the sake of life. Our discovery was intended for life: it doesn't shoot; it doesn't kill-it creates. Maybe we're looking in the wrong place-the problem isn't in the computer but in man? Graduate student Krivoshein finished reading the diary to the inner accompaniment of these troubling thoughts. Had they worked for nothing? Was their discovery too soon, ahead of its time, and could it harm mankind? In Moscow he hadn't given much thought to it: the discovery was only within him-it had nothing to do with anyone else-and he just explored it to his heart's content and said nothing. Of course, after his bath in the pool of the reactor he was bursting to share his knowledge and experiences with Androsiashvili and the guys in the form: radiation and radiation sickness can be overcome! But this knowledge was top secret... "because of the dregs!" Krivoshein was angry. "Because of the dregs, of whom there are maybe one in a thousand and for whom that prostitute science prepares methods of destroying cities and nations! Only methods. I guess we'll have to just wipe out those vipers. No one would catch me or shoot me... but then I'll be just like them. No, that's not it, either. The student shut the diary and raised his eyes. The table lamp was lit without illuminating anything. It was light. Beyond the window the matching yellow faces of the buildings of Academic Town stared into the sun; it looked like the herd of houses would take off after the light any second. The clock said 7:30 in the morning. Krivoshein lit up and went out on the balcony. People were gathering at the bus stop. A broad-shouldered man in a blue raincost paced under the trees. "Well, well!" Krivoshein was amazed by his tenacity. "All right, I have to save what can be saved." He went back inside, undressed, and took a cold shower. Then he opened the closet, critically eyed the meager selection of clothes. He chose a Ukrainian shirt with embroidery. He gave the worn suit a dubious stare, sighed, and put it on. Then the student trained in front of the mirror for fifteen minutes and left the apartment. Chapter 21 "Hey! Stop! Don't be a jackass!" "Easier said than done,..." muttered the jackass, and rambled on. -A contemporary fable The man in the raincoat noticed Krivoshein, turned to him, and stared. "God, what a bumbling amateur detective!" Krivoshein thought to himself. "None of this watching my reflection in store windows or hiding behind a newspaper-he's pushing his way toward me like a preneanderthal on a county bus! Don't they train these guys? They should at least read comic books to improve their technique. A guy like this is really going to solve a crime, hah!" He was angry. He walked right up to the man. "Listen, don't you ever get relieved? Doesn't the seven-hour workday law apply to detectives?" The man raised his eyebrows quizzically. "Val,..." he said in a soft baritone. "Val, don't you recognize me?" "Hm...." Krivoshein blinked, stared, and whistled. "I see... you must be the double Adam-Hercules? So that's it! And I thought...." "And then, you're not Krivoshein? I mean, you are Krivoshein, but the Moscow one?" "Right. Well, hello ... hello Val-Adam, you lost soul!" "Hello." They shook hands. Krivoshein examined Adam's wind-burned, tanned face: the features were coarse, but handsome. "Val did a good job, just look at him!" But the light eyes behind the bleached lashes hid a certain temerity. "There's going to be an awful lot of Valentin Vasilyevich Krivosheins around here." "You can call me Adam. I think I'll adopt the name." "Where have you been, Adam?" "In Vladivostok. God...."He chuckled, as though not sure whether he had the right to joke or not. "In Vladivostok and its environs." "Really? Teriffic!" Krivoshein looked at him enviously. "Did you work on the ships?" "Not quite. I blew up underwater cliffs. And now I'm back to work here." "And you're not scared?" Adam looked into Krivoshein's eyes. "I'm scared, but... you see, I have an idea. Instead of synthesizing artificial people I want to try to transform regular ones in the computer-womb. Well... you know, put them in the liquid and act on them with external information. I guess that's possible, no?" Adam was too diffident, he knew he was, and was sorry that he put the idea so clumsily. "It's a good idea," the student said. He looked at Adam with new interest. "I guess we're not that different," he thought. "Or is it just the internal logic of the discovery?" He went on. "But it's been done, Val. They put various parts of their bodies into our native element. I think they've even gotten in completely." "Is it working?" "It's working... only I'm not sure about the last experiment." "That's marvelous! You see... then... then we can introduce art information into man with retrieval on a feedback basis." And Adam, still shy and confused, told Krivoshein his plan for ennobling man through art. The student understood. He quoted from Krivoshein's diary: "We have to base our work on the fact that man strives for the best, that no one, or almost no one, consciously wants to perform vile or stupid deeds, that such deeds are a result of misunderstanding. Things are complicated in life; you can't figure out right away whether you're behaving the right way or not. I know that from my own experience. And if you give a person clear information that his psychology can respond to-about what's good, what's bad, what's stupid-and a clear understanding that any of his vile or stupid acts will eventually turn against him, then you don't have to worry about him or his behavior. This information could be introduced into the computer-womb as well-" "He's done that, too?" Adam was surprised. "No. There was only a vague idea that it was necessary. That the rest would be meaningless without it. So your idea is right on the mark. It fills in the blank, as we say in academic circles. Listen!" Krivoshein suddenly realized. "And with an idea like that you walked around, following me like a detective instead of just hailing me or coming up to the apartment?" "You see," Adam tried to explain, "I thought that you... were him. You walked right past me, didn't recognize me, didn't acknowledge me. I thought you-or rather he-didn't want to see me. We parted unpleasantly...." He lowered his head. "Yes.... Have you been to the lab?" "The lab? But I don't have a pass. And my papers are Krivoshein's, they know them there." "How about over the fence?" "Over the fence?" Adam shrugged in embarrassment. The idea hadn't occurred to him. "The man develops the most audacious, daring ideas but in real life ... my God!" Krivoshein shook his head in disapproval and tried to explain: "You have to get rid of that lousy temerity before life, before people or we'll be lost. And the work will be lost. Well, all right." He handed him the keys. "Go make yourself at home and get some rest. You've been hanging around all night; you need it!' "Where is... he?" "That's what I'd like to know: where he is, and what happened to him." The student looked worried. "I'll try to clear all that up. I'll see you later. So long." He smiled. "It's really terriffic that you came." "No, a person can't be thrown off the track that easily!" Krivoshein thought as he headed for the institute. "A great project, a major idea can subjugate anything, can make you forget insults and personal goals, and imperfections. Man strives for the best: he's absolutely right!" Overcrowded morning buses rushed past him. The student noticed Lena in one of the them: she was sitting by the window and staring abstractly into space. "Ah, Lena, Lena, how could you?" Reading the diary had a tremendous effect on him: he felt that he had spent that year in Dneprovsk. Now he was simply Krivoshein and his heart contracted with the memory of the pain that that woman had caused him (yes, him!). I know what our research is leading up to, there's no point in kidding ourselves: I have to get into the tank. Kravets and I are performing minor educational experiments with our extremities. I even used the liquid circuit to fix up my knee tendons, torn so long ago, and now I don't limp. All this represents marvels in medicine, but we're aiming for something bigger-the transformation of an entire person! We can't putter around here, or we'll spend another twenty years around the tank. And I'm the one who has to go in, an ordinary, natural person. There's nothing more for Kravets to do in the tank. Actually, I'll be testing myself, not the computer-womb. All our knowledge and usage of the word "good" isn't worth a thing if man won't have the will power and determination to undergo informational transformation in the liquid. Of course, I won't come out of the bath transformed. First of all, we don't have the necessary information to make substantial changes in the organism or intellect; and secondly, we don't need that for a beginning. It's enough to experience being plugged into the computer-womb, to prove that it's possible and not dangerous-and, well, to change something in me. Make that first orbit around the earth, so to speak. Is it possible? Is it dangerous? Will I return from the orbiting capsule, from the experiments? The computer-womb is a complicated thing. We've discovered so many new things in it, and we still don't know everything about it. I'm not too comfortable with the shining prospects of our research. This is the very time I should get married. The hell with my careful relations with Lena; I need her. I want her to be with me, take care of me, worry about me, yell at me when I come home late, but give me dinner first. And (since everything is clear with the synthesis of doubles) let future Krivosheins appear not from the computer but as a result of good, highly moral relations between parents. And let them complicate our lives-I'm for it. I'm getting married! Why didn't I think of it before? Of course, to get married now when we're about to do this experiment ... well, at least there'll be a permanent reminder of me-a son or daughter. People used to go to war, leaving wives and children behind. Why can't I behave in the same way? This may not be on the up and up-getting married when there is a possibility of leaving a widow behind me. But let those who have done what I'm doing condemn me. I'll accept it from them. May 12. "Marry me, Lena. Let's live together. And we'll have children as beautiful as you and as smart as me. Hummmm?" "Do you really think you're smart?" "Why not?" "If you were smart you wouldn't make suggestions like that." "I don't understand." "There, you see. And you think you'll have smart children." "No, tell me. What's wrong? Why won't you marry me? She stuck the last pin into her hair and turned from the mirror to me. "I love it when you pout. Darling Val! My lovely red-haired bear. You mean you've developed some honorable intentions? You sweetie!" "Wait! Are you agreeing to marry me?" "No, my love." "Why not?" "Because I understand a little more than you do about family life. Because I know nothing good will come of it for us. Just think back. Have we ever talked about anything serious? We just meet, spend time.... Think. Haven't there been times when I come to see you, and you're busy with your thoughts and you're not happy, even angry, that I'm there? Of course, you make believe-you try hard, but I can tell. What will happen if we're together constantly?" "Do you mean-you don't love me?" "No, Val," she looked at me sadly. "And I won't fall in love with you. I don't want to. I used to ... to tell the truth, I worked at this relationship. I thought a quiet and unattractive man would love me and appreciate me. You have no idea, Val, how I needed the warmth and comfort of a relationship! But I didn't get warm near you. You don't love me very much either. You don't belong to me, I can see that. You have another love, science!" She laughed angrily. "You've invented all sorts of toys for yourselves: science, technology, politics, war. And women are just something on the side. Well, I don't want to be something on the side. It's well known: women are fools. We take everything seriously. We know no bounds in love and can't do a thing with ourselves...." Her voice trembled and she turned away. "I would have said all this to you anyway. I was wrong again!" Actually, there's no need for details. I threw her out. I'm sitting here over my diary. So, it was all planned. Don't love a handsome man, love a crummy one. And I wanted to create a big family.... I feel cold. Oh, so cold! Lena's not mercenary. Then what is she? Actually, she was right: I knew that myself. And how! But this light relationship suited me before. "Will it do?"-as they ask in the store, offering you margarine instead of butter. Nothing happens in life to no purpose. I'm the one who changed, who realized things in time, and she's still the same. I fell for a storybook illusion, what a jerk. I wanted to get warm. And that's it. There will never be anything in my life. I'll never find anyone like Lena. I'm not willing to go in for one-night stands. Lena didn't want to become my widow. It's cold.... We've lost spontaneity, the ability to follow our feelings, to believe on faith because we believe, to love because we're in love. It's possible that it happened because everyone got burned more than once, or because in the theater and movies we see how those feelings are manufactured, or because life is so complicated and everything must be thought out and planned-I don't know. "Tenderness, in a Taylor series expansion...." I've been expansive enough. Now we have to understand with our reason just how important solid, strong feelings are in human life. Who knows, maybe it's good that it has to be proven. And it will be proven. Then people will develop a new naturalness of feeling, strengthened by reason, and they'll understand that without feelings there is no life. And for now... it's cold. Ah, Lena, Lena, my poor frightened girl! Now, I think, I really do love you. Investigator Onisimov reached the New Systems Laboratory at 8:30 in the morning. The guard on duty, Golovorezov, was sitting in the sun on the porch, leaning against the door with his cap over his eyes. Flies were crawling around his open mouth and on his cheeks. The guard moved his facial muscles, but didn't wake up. "You'll get a bad burn on duty, comrade guard," Onisimov said sternly. The guard woke immediately, fixed his cap, and stood up. "Everything quiet here, comrade captain. There were no incidents in the night." 'I see. So you have the keys?" "Yes sir." He pulled the keys from his pocket. "You gave them to me, and I have them." "Don't let anyone in." Onisimov unlocked the door and shut it behind him. He found his bearings in the dark hallway easily, maneuvering among the boxes and crates, and reached the door to the lab. He looked around carefully in the laboratory. There were gelatinous puddles on the floor, their dried edges curling up. The hoses of the computer-womb hung limply from the bottles and flasks. The lights were out on the control panel. The switches on the electric panel were sticking out sideways. Onisimov inhaled the stale air carefully and turned his head: "Aha!" Then he took off his blue jacket, hung it neatly on a chair back, rolled up his sleeves, and got to work. First of all he rinsed the teflon tank with water, stood it back up on the floor, and removed all the hoses and conductors from it. Then he followed the power cable and found the burnt-out part that had shorted, eaten away by acids, near the wall board. He took rubber gloves from the drawer, got the right tools from the cabinet, went back to the cable and cleaned and patched it up with insulated tape. A few minutes later it was all done. Onisimov, taking a breather, stretched and turned on the electricity. The transformers in the TsVM-12 began humming. The air vents rustled, and the exhaust fan whined, picking up speed. The green, red, blue, and yellow lights on the control panel blinked aimlessly. Onisimov, biting his lower lip in anxiety, got a full flask of distilled water and added it to all the flasks; he got Krivoshein's lab journal from the desk, and deciphering the notations, started adding reagents to the bottles and flasks. When he finished all this, he stood in the middle of the room expectantly. The trembling light flitted from one end of the control panel to the other, and up and down and down and up-tearing around like a maddened bulb on an electronic billboard. But gradually the random movement began forming a pattern of broken lines. The green vertical lines were shaded with blue and yellow lights. The red lights blinked more slowly: soon they went out completely. Onisimov kept waiting for the "Stop!" signal to go on at the top of the panel. Five minutes, ten, fifteen... the signal didn't come on. "I think it's working." Onisimov rubbed his face with his hand. Now he had to wait. So as not to sit by idly, he filled a pail with water and washed the floor. Then he taped up the torn wires of Monomakh's Crown, read the notes in the journal, got together some more reagents and poured them in. There was nothing else to do. He heard footsteps in the hall. Onisimov turned toward the door sharply. Golovorezov came in. "Comrade captain, scientific secretary Hilobok is out there. He wants to come in. He says he has something to tell you. Should I let him in?" "No. Let him wait. I have to talk to him, too." "Yes, sir." "Well, I guess I'll have to talk to Harry," Onisimov chuckled. "The perfect time to remind him of recent events." May 17. But Harry Haritonovich bent the truth when he said he didn't have time to write his dissertation! He lied. Yesterday, it turns out, he had his preliminary defense of his doctoral at a closed session of our scientific council. We do what so many organizations do: before letting one of our people out into the world, we listen to him in our private circle. His official defense will take place in a few days at Lena's construction project bureau. Oh, Harry isn't lying for nothing! There's something going on. May 18. Today I knocked at the window next to which a local institute poet, who wished to remain anonymous, had written in pencil: Be worthy of the first form. The enemy does not sleep! Major Pronin. I was worthy. That's why Joahann Johannovich let me into the closed reading room and gave me a copy of the dissertation of technical sciences candidate H. H. Hilobok to attain the degree of doctor of technical sciences on the top of... well, I can't write about that. Well, brother.... First of all, the topic deals totally with the development of the blocks of memory that Valery and I had done long ago, and it looks like Hilobok was at least the inventor and director of the project; it doesn't come out and say so, but you can read it between the lines. Secondly, he allowed himself free improvisation in part of the explanation and interpretation of the results, and made major mistakes. Thirdly, he has long-proven facts, determined by foreign systemologists and electronics people, introduced by "It has been determined by experiments that...." How could the scientific council let that get by? It's May, and half the people are on business trips or vacation. No, he won't get away with this. May 19. "Do you know math?" Kravets asked when I told him about it and my plans for it. "Yes, why?" "Then add it up: two days to prepare for participation in the defense, plus a day for the defense, plus a month of hassles afterward. You're not a baby. You know you won't get by with a joke like this. What's more important: you'll be squandering a month of our work, the results of which will influence the world more than all the technology extant today, or some lousy dissertation, which won't affect anything? One more or less in the world, no difference." "Hmm ... and now I'll show you a different math. You and I are identical people with identical ability, and in some ways you've surpassed me. But if I were to go over to that Harry Hilobok and, without delving into particulars, tell him that student Kravets is stupid, hasn't the slightest understanding of computers (even is weak in math), breaks equipment, and secretly drinks alcohol, what do you think would happen to Kravets? Kicked out of the institute and out of the dorms. And he's gone. He won't be able to prove anything to anyone, because he's only a student. And that's the comparative power that Hilobok will have over us when he becomes a doctor of sciences. Have I convinced you?" I convinced him so well that he set off immediately for the library to take notes from open sources. I have another justification: we have to think not only about our research but also about defending the correct application of our discovery some day. And we don't yet know how to do that. We have to learn. The hell with careful justification! I mean am I alive in this world or is it only my imagination? May 22. It all began normally enough. A small but impressive audience gathered in the hall of the construction bureau. Harry Haritonovich put up several sheets of oaktag with graphs and charts on the board, struck a picturesque pose next to them and delivered the usual twenty-minute talk. The audience listened with the usual discomfort. Some had no idea what he was talking about; others understood some of it; and still others understood it all: just what this Hilobok was, and what his dissertation was on, and why he kept it secret. But all those present thought glumly that it was none of their business, and really, that they could not cast the first stone-the usual sleepy thoughts that permit thousands of inept and sneaky louts into science. Harry finished. The chairman read critical response to the work. The response was good (but who would submit unfavorable ones to his dissertation defense?). The only serious unexpected thing was that Arkady Arkadievich had written a response to the work, too. Then the official opponent took the stage. Everyone knows what an official opponent does: in order to earn his name, he notes several inconsistencies, several incomplete thoughts, and "yet in sum total the work corresponds... the author is deserving of...." Well, I won't lie about this one: the opponent from Moscow was a highly qualified man and he mocked all the propositions of the dissertation and made it clear that he could expose the whole thing, but he did it so carefully and subtly that probably even Harry didn't see it. "Yet in sum total the work deserves...." And finally: "Who would like to speak?" Usually by this time everyone is disgusted by the proceedings; no one wants anything; the candidate thanks everyone-and it's over. Laboratory head V. Krivoshein breathed in and out deeply (by then I realized how much trouble this would cause) and raised his hand. Harry Haritonovich was unpleasantly surprised. I spoke twenty minutes, as he had, and in unfolding my point of view I handed the council members journals, magazines, monographs, brochures, and so on that contained the results Hilobok was defending without any mention of him. Then I re-created his circuit for ... never mind for what, particularly since its only redeeming feature was its "originality," and proved that the circuit would not work in the frequencies of the required range. There was a hubbub in the hall. Then appeared candidate of sciences V. Ivanov, who had specially made the trip from Leningrad (not without a phone call from me). He clarified the borrowed data and took apart the "original" part of the dissertation; Valery's speech was full of erudition and subtle humor. The audience grew noisier-and then it began! My old friend Zhalbek Balbekovich Pshembakov tried to find out from Harry how was it that in circuit number two... it's not worth writing about either. Hilobok didn't know how it was, but he tried to get away with some bull and babble. Then the other colleagues of the construction bureau entered the fray. The last speaker was the chief engineer, a professor and Nobel Prize winner (I won't mention his name in this context). "I had the feeling from the first that there was something wrong here," he began. So the first form didn't help Hilobok; they squashed his dissertation like God can squash a turtle! Harry was a pitiful sight. Everyone was going off to his office and he was taking down his magnificent displays, and the stiff oaktag rolled up and hit him in the mustache. I went over to help. "No, thank you," Hilobok muttered. "Are you satisfied? You don't write anything and you don't let anyone else do it, either. It's an easy life. Valentin Vasilyevich, nature has endowed you with certain gifts...." "Sure, it's easy! My salary is half of yours, and my vacation time, too. And I'm swamped with work and responsibilities." "You add to your worries unnecessarily. Why did you have to get involved in this?" Harry, rolling up his displays, gave me a threatening and angry look. "You have to think about the institute, not just about yourself and me. Well, this isn't the place to talk about it." So that's the ticket. Well, it doesn't matter. I feel wonderful now. As though I had done something that was infinitely more valuable and meaningful than even our discovery: I squashed a viper. That means it's possible. And not as terrible as I had expected. Now I'm not so worried about our work's future. Problems like this can be surmounted, too. "But it did have an effect on his work," muttered Onisimov-Krivoshein, watching the computer-womb. "Everything has an effect on the work." May 29. Today I was called onto Azarov's thick carpet. He has just gotten back from a trip. "So you realize what you've done?" "But, Arkady Arkadievich, the dissertation-" "We're not talking about Harry Haritonovich's dissertation, but about your behavior! You've undermined the institute's prestige, and in no small way!" "I expressed my opinion." "Yes, but where? How? Is it so difficult to comprehend that in another organization you are not simply an engineer trying to even a scholarly score with someone (well, Harry told his side!) but a representative of the Institute of Systemology! Why didn't you express your opinion at the preliminary defense?" "I didn't know about it." "Nevertheless you could have told it to my replacement after the defense. It would have been taken into account!" (He's talking about Voltampernov-a likely story!) "It wouldn't have been taken into account." "I see we won't reach an agreement. What are your plans for the future?" "I don't intend to resign." "I'm not asking you to. But it seems to me that you're not ready to head a laboratory. A scientist working in a collective must bear the good of the collective in mind and at any rate, certainly not deal it any death blows by his behavior. I imagine that you will have trouble, at the next qualifying session, passing to lab head. That's all. I won't keep you." So that's how it is. The whole institute is abuzz with turkey gobbles: "An engineer against a candidate! Keeping him from his doctorate!" Thanks to Harry everybody thinks that I was trying to settle a score with him. They're dragging out my old sins: the chewing out, the accident in Ivanov's lab (Matyushin, the head janitor, is planning to sue me for damages). They realized that I haven't turned in an annual report on my project, even though topic 154 isn't over until this year. They say that a commission to check on the lab's work should be set up. My enemies shout. My friends whisper carefully, looking over their shoulders: "You really gave it to Hilobok. The jerk deserves it. Well, they'll get you now." And they suggest where I should tranfer. "Why don't you intercede?" "Well, you see...." Even good old Fenya Zagrebnyak just spreads his hands apart. "What can I do? It's not in my field." A narrow specialist has a lousy life. Well-fed, secure, but lousy. All his interests are concentrated on elements of passive memory, say, and not on any old elements but only on cryotron elements, and only on film cryotrons and only on those made of lead-tin films. The worker, the farmer, the technician, the broad-based engineer, the teacher, and even the office worker can apply his knowledge and skills to many activities, enterprises, and companies, but there are only two or three institutes in the whole Soviet Union studying those damned cryotrons. What can poor Fedya do? He has to sit there and not make waves. In effect, a narrow speciality is a means of self-enslavement. That's why it's rare among us specialists to find all for one (unless the one is Azarov). All against one is the more usual picture; that's easier. That's why passions flare up at the first sign of insubordination. "Anyone could be failed like that!" yelped Voltampernov-and it went on and on. All right, I'll bear it. I can take it. The important thing is that it's done. I knew what I was getting into. But it's repulsive. It's unbelievably disgusting. Onisimov put out his cigarette and stared at the computer. Something had changed slowly and imperceptibly in the distribution of the hoses. They seemed to be tensed. A shudder of contractions traveled through some of them. And-Onisimov jumped-the first drop fell loudly from the left gray hose into the tank. Onisimov moved the stairs over to the tank and climbed up. He put his hand under the hose. In a minute it was full of the golden liquid. The lines in his skin were visible through it, as if under a magnifying glass. He concentrated, and the skin disappeared, revealing the red muscles, the white bones, the tendons.... "Ah, if they had only known how to do this," he sighed. "The experiment wouldn't have gone like this. They didn't know. And it had an effect." He let the liquid splash into the tank, got back down to the floor, and washed his hand in the sink. The patter of drops from all the hoses rang merrily and springlike in the lab. "Work! You're strong, computer," Onisimov-Krivoshein said respectfully. "As strong as life." He obviously didn't want to leave the laboratory. But he glanced at his watch, put on his jacket, and hurried. "Good morning, Matvei Apollonovich!" Hilobok greeted him rapturously. "Working already? I've been waiting for you. I wanted to report something," he whispered, bringing his mustache close to Onisimov's ear, "Yesterday that. . . woman of his, Elena Ivanovna Kolomiets, came to his apartment, took something, and left. And there was someone else in there, too. The light was on all night." "I see. You did the right thing in telling me. As they say, jurisprudence will not forget you." "Oh, any time, it's my duty!" "Duty aside," Onisimov said in a stern voice, "aren't you motivated by other, stronger motives, comrade Hilobok?" "What motives?" "For instance the fact that Krivoshein ruined your doctoral dissertation defense." Harry Haritonovich's face sagged for a moment and then quickly took on a look of injury at the hands of humanity. "Some people! Someone already had time to report that to you. What kind of people work here, I ask you, tsk, tsk? Don't be silly, Matvei Apollonovich. How could you doubt the sincerity of my motives! Krivoshein didn't have as tremendous an influence at the defense as you might have been told. There were more serious experts there than him, and many approved of it, but he, obviously, was jealous, and well, they suggested I make some changes, nothing terrible. I'll be up for it again soon. But, of course, if you suspect me, that's up to you. Then check things out for yourself. It was my duty to tell you, but now... good day!" "Good day." Harry Haritonovich left furious: Krivoshein was getting him from the other world, too! "You really let him have it, comrade captain!" the guard said approvingly. Onisimov didn't hear. He was watching Hilobok leave. It leads to one thing. But the question that comes up willy-nilly is "Is it worth it?" Be straight, Krivoshein: you can kick the bucket in this experiment. It's that simple, based on your own statistics of success and failure in your experiments. Science and methodology aside, things never work the way they should the first time-that's the old law. And a mistake in this experiment is more than a spoiled sample. I mean basically I'm climbing into the tank as a narrow specialist in this work. That's my speciality, like cryotron film is for Fenya Zagrebnyak. But I don't have to get in there-nobody's forcing me. Funny, I have to get into a medium that easily dissolves live organisms simply because my specialty worked out badly! For people? The hell with them! Do I need more than the rest? I'll just live quietly for myself. And it'll be good. And everything will be clear-with the lowest, coldest clarity of a scoundrel. And I'll have to spend my life justifying my retreat by saying that all people are like that, no better than me, and even worse, everyone lives only for himself. And I'll have to drop all my hopes and dreams of better things quickly so that they don't remind me. I sold out! I sold out and I have no right to expect anything better from anyone else. And then it will get really cold in the world.... Golovorezov was asking him something. "What?" "I said, will my replacement be here soon, comrade captain? I came on at twenty-two hundred." "Didn't you get enough sleep?" Onisimov squinted at him merrily. "You'll have to stand it another hour and a half or so. Then you'll be relieved, I promise. I'll take the keys with me. That's better. Don't let anyone in here!" Chapter 22 Einstein had a boss, and Faraday had one, and Popov had one ... but somehow no one ever remembers them. Now that's a violation of subordination! -K. Prutkov-enzhener, Thought 40 The window of Azarov's office opened on the institute grounds. He could see the crowns of the lindens and the gray-glassed parallelepiped of the new building rising above them. Arkady Arkadievich never tired of the view. In the mornings it helped him chase away his neurasthenia and gave him energy. But today, looking out the window, he merely frowned and turned away. Yesterday's feeling to loneliness and vague guilt hadn't passed. "Eh!" Azarov tried to wave it away. "Whenever anyone dies, you always feel guilty just because you're still alive. Especially if the person was younger than you. And loneliness in science is natural and usual for anyone working in the creative end. Each one of us only knows his own field. It's hard to understand one another. That's why we often replace mutual understanding with an unspoken agreement not to pry into other people's business. But what had he known? What was he doing?" "May I? Good morning, Arkady Arkadievich!" Hilobok moved across the carpet, exuding cologne as he walked. Onisimov's subtle hint had worried Harry Haritonovich. It occurred to him that someone might think that he was evening the score with Krivoshein over the dissertation by poisoning him to death. "It's only natural that when someone is killed they look for a killer. And around here, they could easily,..." the assistant professor thought, paranoid. He wasn't quite sure who or what he had to be afraid of, but he knew he had better be afraid, to keep them from getting a jump on him. "So, Arkady Arkadievich, I've prepared a draft of an order regarding the incident with Krivoshein, so that everything about him ... and this incident would be formulated properly. There are only two points here: in regards to a commission and in regards to the closing of the laboratory. Please read it over, Arkady Arkadievich, and if you have no objections-" Hilobok leaned over the polished desk and placed a typewritten page in front of the academician. "I've entered the following as members of the commission to investigate the incident: comrade Bezmerny, safety engineer-it's just up his alley, heh-heh-Ippolit Illarionovich Voltampernov, as a specialist in electronic technology; Aglaya Mitrofanovna Garazh, as a member of the local committee on labor defense; Lyudmila Ivanova from the office as the technical secretary of the commission ... and well, I'll head it myself if you don't mind, Arkady Arkadievich. I'll take this burden on, too, heh-heh!" He looked up carefully. Arkady Arkadievich was examining his faithful scientific secretary. The man, as usual, was extremely well shaven and groomed, his narrow red tie streaming down a starched shirt front like blood from a throat slit by a collar, but for some reason the sight and the sound of Harry Haritonovich's mellow voice elicited deep revulsion in the academician. "That light trembling before me . . . that phony subordinate dumbness. You're transparent, Harry Haritonovich, through and through! Maybe that's why I keep you around, because you are transparent? Because I can't expect anything unexpected or great from you? Because your goals are obvious? When the goals of a functioning system are understood, it's a thousand times easier to foresee its behavior than when the goals are masked-there is a law like that in systemology. Or is it just that I enjoy a daily comparison with you? Maybe that's why I feel this loneliness-because I surround myself with people who are easy to tower over?" "And the second point is on the ending, that is, the stopping of work in the New Systems Laboratory during the work of the commission And then after the commission we'll see more clearly what to do with the lab: to disband it or turn it over to another department." "The work there had stopped of its own accord, Harry Haritonovich," Azarov laughed sadly. "There's no one to work there now. And there's no one to disband." He pictured Krivoshein's corpse again with its bulging eyes and pained grin. The academician rubbed his temples and sighed. "In principle I accept your idea for a commission, but its staff has to be changed slightly." He pulled the sheet of paper over and took out his pen. "We can leave Ippolit Illarionovich, and the engineer on safety procedures, and we need a technical secretary, too. But not the rest. I'll head the commission myself, taking on, as you put it, this burden myself, to spare you. I want to find out what Krivoshein has been doing." "And . . . what about me?" the scientific secretary asked in a crestfallen voice. "And you take care of your own duties, Harry Haritonovich." Hilobok felt very ill: his fears were being justified. "He's estranging me!" He was afraid now and hating the dead Krivoshein much more than he had ever hated the live one. "There! He's really making trouble again, isn't he?" Hilobok spoke, cocking his head to one side. "Look at all the troubles now! Ah, Arkady Arkadievich, don't you think I can see how you're taking this? Don't you think I understand? You shouldn't pull yourself away from your work and get all upset by this. The whole city will be talking, saying that Azarov had another one at the Institute ... and that he's trying to cover it up-you know what people are like now. That Krivoshein, that Valentin Vasilyevich! Didn't I tell you, Arkady Arkadievich, didn't I foretell that he would be only trouble and danger! You shouldn't have supported his project, Arkady Arkadievich!" Azarov listened, frowned, and felt his brain being overpowered by the usual hopeless numbness-like his neurasthenia coming back. This numbness always hit him after a prolonged conversation with Hilobok and forced him to agree with him. Now his head was buzzing with the thought that it probably takes more mental exertion to withstand babble like this than it does to do mathematical research. "Why don't I fire him?" The idea popped into his mind. "Throw him out of the institute and that's that. This is humiliating. Yes, but with what cause? He manages his responsibilities. He's got eighteen works published, ten years' seniority. He passed the promotion test (of course, there was no one else taking it at the time)-there's nothing to complain about! And I gave him that favorable response on his dissertation like a fool. Should I fire him for stupidity and ineptness? Well... that would certainly be a new precedent in science." "He put in orders, used up materials and equipment, took up a whole building, worked for two years-and here you go, this calamity is all yours!" Hilobok was whipping himself up. "And at my defense ... it wasn't just me that he shamed. I'm not that important. But he shamed you, Arkady Arkadievich, too! If I had my way, Arkady Arkadievich, I'd give that Krivoshein plenty for what he did to manage, I mean managed to did, I mean, to do, damn it!" He leaned over the desk, his brown eyes flashing with intense hatred. "It's too bad that we award only honors posthumously, write pleasant obituaries and the like. De mortis aut bene aut nihil, you know! But that Krivoshein should be reprimanded posthumously, so that others would learn a lesson! And a severe reprimand! And it should be entered-" "-on the tombstone. That's an idea!" a voice added behind him. "What a viper you are, Hilobok." Harry Haritonovich straightened up so fast it looked as though someone had given him a shot of rock salt in the rear. Azarov looked up: Krivoshein stood in the doorway. "Hello, Arkady Arkadievich, forgive me for showing up without an appointment. May I come in?" "H-he... hello, Valentin Vasilyevich!" Azarov stood up. His heart was pounding wildly. "Hello... oof, I see you're not... I'm happy to see you in good health! Come in, please!" Krivoshein shook the barely proffered hand (the academician was relieved to see the hand was warm) and turned to Hilobok. Harry's mouth opened and closed noiselessly. "Harry Haritonovich, would you please leave us alone? I would be very grateful if you did." "Yes, Harry Haritonovich, go," Azarov said. Hilobok backed to the door, bumping his head soundly on the wall, felt for the doorknob, and rushed out. Gathering his wits about him, Arkady Arkadievich took a deep breath to calm his heart, sat behind his desk, and suddenly felt irritated. "Was I the butt of a practical joke?" he thought. "Would you be so kind, Valentin Vasilyevich, to explain what all this means? What is this business with your, forgive me, corpse, the skeleton, and so on?" "Nothing criminal, Arkady Arkadievich-may I?" Krivoshein sank into the leather armchair by the desk. "The self-organizing computer, about which I spoke at the scientific council last summer, actually did develop... and it developed to the point that it tried to create a person. Me. And, as they say, the first pancake is a lump." "Why wasn't I kept informed?" Azarov asked angrily, remembering the humiliating conversation the day before yesterday with the investigator and the other experiences of the last two days. "Why?" Krivoshein flew into a rage. "Damn it!" He leaped forward, banging his fist on the soft arm of the chair. "Why don't you ask how we did it? How we managed to do it? Why are you more concerned with personal prestige, subordination, the relationship of others to your directorial ego?" Krivoshein's announcement had reached Azarov in its most general form: he had gotten some result. Heads of departments and labs were always telling Azarov about their results, sitting in that very leather chair. And it was only as a delayed reaction that Arkady Arkadievich began to realize just what kind of a result it was. The world shuddered and became unreal for a moment. "Impossible! No, that's just the point, it is possible! Now everything falls into place and I see." The academician spoke in a different tone. "Of course, this is ... monumental. My congratulations, Valentin Vasilyevich. And... my apologies. I jumped the gun; it didn't come out right. A thousand pardons! This is a major . . . invention, even though the idea of communicating and synthesizing the information in man has been expressed by the late Norbert Weiner. [Krivoshein chuckled.] Of course this doesn't diminish... I remember your idea, and the day before yesterday I saw a few... results of your work. Since I am quite well versed in systemology myself [Krivoshein chuckled again], I, naturally, am prepared to accept what you've told me. Naturally, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart! But you must admit, Valentin Vasilyevich, that this happy event for science could have been less worrisome and even less scandalous if you had kept me informed of your progress over the past year." "It's hard to get in to see you, Arkady Arkadievich." "You'll understand if I don't find that a substantial excuse, Valentin Vasilyevich!" Azarov frowned. "I'll admit that the procedure of getting in to see me might be offensive to you (even though all the workers at the institute have to submit to it at one time or another). But you could have telephoned me, left me a note (not necessarily a form in triplicate, either), or visited me at my apartment, you know!" Arkady Arkadievich couldn't repress the hurt. "So... you work and work..." kept spinning through his mind. For a long time, since the days when his unsuccessful experiment with helium turned into the discovery of superfluidity in the hands of a colleague, Arkady Arkadievich had secretly hoped to see, find, and understand something new in nature and the world. He dreamed about a discovery with anticipation and trepidation, like a boy about to lose his virginity! But he had no luck. Others did, but not him! He had high-level, needed, much-valued and honored work to his credit, but no discovery-the height of comprehension. And now in the institute that had been entrusted to him a discovery had been made without his knowledge, a discovery so huge that it dwarfed all of his work and the work of the entire institute! They managed without him. More than that! It seemed that they avoided him. "How so? Did he think I was dishonorable? What have I done to make him think that?" Academician Azarov hadn't had to experience such strong feelings in a long time. "Hmmm . . . while sharing your joy for this discovery, Valentin Vasilyevich," he went on, "I still am worried and saddened by your attitude. This may shock you, but I'm concerned not as a scientist or as your director, but as a human being: why like this? Surely you could see that my knowing about the project would do it no harm, but could only help: you would have been guaranteed direction, consultations. If I had felt that you needed more workers or equipment, you would have had that, too. Then why, Valentin Vasilyevich? I'm not even deigning to think that you were worried about your inventor's patents...." "But that didn't keep you from expressing the thought," Krivoshein laughed sadly. "Well, all right. In general, I'm glad that you're distressed primarily as a human being; that gives me hope. For a while, we debated whether we should tell you about the work or not; we tried to meet with you. We couldn't make contact. And then we decided that at that stage of the project it was just as well." He looked up at Azarov. "We didn't have much faith in you, Arkady Arkadievich. Do you know why? If for no other reason than that even now, instead of finding out more about the work, you tried to put the discovery and its credit where you thought it belonged: Weiner said.... What does Weiner's 'television' idea have to do with this? We've done it completely differently. And you know there wouldn't have been any consultations: I can't see you, an academician, displaying your ignorance in front of subordinate engineers. Another thing also: while you know very well that a researcher's value is in no way determined by his degrees or title, you nevertheless have never missed a chance to promote degreed and titled people into positions that others might have filled better. You think I didn't know from the start what my part would be in creating the new laboratory? Do you think that your warning to me after the scandal with Hilobok didn't affect my last experiment? It did. That's why I was rushing, taking risks. Do you think that my attitude toward you isn't affected by the fact that in your institute orders for exhibitions and other public relations nonsense always take precedence over things that are necessary for our work?" "Now you're getting awfully petty, Valentin Vasilyevich!" Azarov said in irritation. "Those were the petty things that I had to judge you by; there was nothing else. Or such a petty thing as the fact that a... a... well, that Hilobok sets the tone for the institute-whether through your disinterest or active support, I don't know. Of course, it's easy to feel intellectually superior next to Hilobok, even in a steam bath!" Color rushed to Azarov's face: it's one thing when you realize something for yourself, and another when a subordinate tells you about it. Krivoshein realized he had gone too far and modified his tone. "Please understand me correctly, Arkady Arkadievich. We had wanted you to participate in our work-and that's why I'm telling you this, not to insult you. There's much that we still don't understand in this discovery: man is a complicated system, and the computer that creates him is even more so. There's work here for thousands of experiments and studies. And that's our dream, to attract wise, knowledgeable, talented men to the project. But, you see, it's not enough to be a scientist for this work." "I hope that you will familiarize me more thoroughly with this work." Azarov was gradually getting himself under control, and his sense of humor and superiority was returning. "Perhaps I will be of some service, as a scientist and as a human being." "Please God! We'll familiarize you with it... probably. I'm not alone in this, and can't make decisions on my own. But we will. We need you." "Valentin Vasilyevich," the academician said, raising his shoulders, "excuse me, but are you planning to decide with your lab assistant whether or not you will allow me near your work? As far as I know, there is no one else in your lab?" "Yes, and him too. Oh, my God!" Krivoshein sighed. "You are willing to accept the possibility that a computer can create man, but you can't accept the possibility that a lab assistant might know more about it than you! By the way, Michael Faraday was a lab assistant, too. No one remembers that any more. Arkady Arkadievich, you must prepare yourself for the fact that when you join our project-and I hope that you will!-there won't be any of that academic 'you are our fathers, we are your children' bull. We'll work, and that's it. None of us is a genius, but none of us is Hilobok, either." He looked at Azarov and grew pale, amazed: the academician was smiling! It wasn't one of his photogenic, only for the press, smiles and not one of the sly smiles that accompanied a witticism during a council or seminar. It was simple and broad. It wasn't very attractive because of all the wrinkles it created, but it was very nice. "Listen," said Azarov, "you've really shaken me up here, but... well, all right. I'm very glad that you're alive." (The reader is reminded that this is science fiction.) "Me, too," was the only reply Krivoshein could muster. "What about the police now?" "I think that I can soothe them, even if I won't overjoy them." Krivoshein said good-bye and left. Arkady Arkadievich sat at his desk, drumming his fingers on it. "Hmmmmmm," he said. And that was all he said. "What else do I have to take care of?" Krivoshein thought as he stood at the bus stop. "Oh, that's what!" May 3 0. It's interesting to think about: I was doing thirty-five, my usual town speed and that idiot in the green Moskvich was blocking the highway-his speed in relation to the highway was zero. And his speed across the road wasn't much faster, either. He drove as if he were driving a tractor. Who lets jackasses like that drive? If you're crossing the highway against all the rules, then do it fast! But he would drive a yard, then stop. By the time I realized the Moskvich was blocking my way, I didn't even have time to brake. Victor Kravets, who went out there to pick up the remains of the motorcycle, still shakes his head over it: "You were lucky. I can't believe it! If you had been doing forty-five, I would be making a memorial stone out of the remains and writing on the license plate, Here lies Krivoshein, engineer and motorcyclist!' " Yes, but if I had been doing forty-five, I wouldn't have crashed into him! It's interesting what circumstances come into play in a fatal accident. If I hadn't stopped in the woods for a smoke and listened to the cuckoo ("Cuckoo, cuckoo, how many years will I live?"-it cuckooed at least fifty years), if I had taken two or three turns a little faster or slower-our paths wouldn't have crossed. But this way-on a straight flat road in excellent visibility-I plowed into the only car in my path! The only thing I had time to think was "Cuckoo, cuckoo, how long will I live?" as I flew over the bike. I got up myself. The Moskvich's side was bashed in. The frightened driver was wiping blood from his unshaven face. I had broken the windshield with my elbow. Served him right, the jerk! My poor bike was on the road. It was much shorter now. The headlight, front wheel, axle, and frame and tank were smashed, squashed, destroyed. So I went from seventeen yards per second to zero in one yard. And my body experienced fifteen g's. Ouch! The human body is an excellent machine! In less than a tenth of a second my body had time to adjust to the best position for taking the crash: elbow and shoulder first. And Valery tried to prove that man had nothing on technology! No one's proved that yet! If you translate the damage done to the motorcycle into human terms, it lost its head, broke its front extremities, chest, and spine. It was such a good bike; it loved speed. Of course, my right shoulder and chest took more of a beating. It's hard to lift my right arm. I guess I broke some ribs. Well, it's for the best. Now I'll have something to repair in the liquid circuit of the computer-womb. And not external, but inside my body. In that sense, the Moskvich was very handy. All for science. Chapter 23 "Write out a pass for taking out a body." "Where's the body?" "Coming up." (Shoots himself.) "Fine! But who's going to carry it?" -A legend from Singapore Policeman Gayevoy was sitting in the duty room, suffering from love and writing a letter on a complaint form. "Hello, Valya! This is Aleksandr Gayevoy writing to you. I don't know if you remember me or not, but I can't forget how you looked at me near the dance floor with the help of your black and beautiful eyes. The moon was big and concentric. Dear Valya! Come to T. Shevchenko Park tomorrow night. I'll be on duty there until twenty-four hundred-" Onisimov came in, his eyebrows furrowed into a strict look. Gayevoy jumped up, dropping his chair, and blushed. "Has Kravets been taken care of?" "Yes sir, comrade captain! He was brought in at nine-thirty in accordance with your orders. He's in a cell." "Take me there." Victor Kravets was sitting in a small, high-ceilinged room on a bench, smoking a cigarette, blowing the smoke into a sunbeam that came through the barred window. There was a three-day stubble on his cheeks. He squinted at the men as they entered, but didn't turn his head. "You should get up, like you're supposed to," Gayevoy said in reproach. "I don't consider myself a convict!" "And you aren't, comrade Victor Vitalyevich Kravets," Onisimov said calmly. "You were detained for questioning. Now the situation is becoming clear, and I don't feel it is necessary to keep you under guard any longer. We'll call you if we need you. So, you're free." Kravets stood up, giving the investigator a suspicious look. Onisimov's thin lips jerked into a short smile. "A high forehead, granite jaw, well-shaped nose . . . dark curls framed his handsome, round, melon-shaped head. Krivoshein the Original had very provincial ideas of male handsomeness. But, that's understandable. (Kravets's eyes bulged.) Where's the motorcycle?" "Wh-what motorcycle?" "License plate number 21-11 DNA. Being repaired?" "In ... in the shed." "All right. By the way," Onisimov's eyes narrowed angrily, "you should have sent the telegram before the experiment. Before, not after!" Kravets didn't know whether he was alive or not. "All right. We will return your documents to you in a little while," the investigator continued in an official voice. "Good day, citizen Kravets. Don't forget us. See him out, comrade Gayevoy." Matvei Apollonovich showed up at work with a headache after his difficult night. He was sitting at his desk, making out his plan for the day. "1. Send the liquid for further analysis to see if there are any undissolved human tissues in it; 2. Inform the security organs (through Aleksei Ignatievich); 3.-" "May I come in?" a voice asked softly, making Onisimov's skin crawl. "Good morning." Krivoshein was in his doorway. "Did the man on duty send me to the right place? You are the investigator Onisimov, who's in charge of the incident in my lab? How do you do. May I?" He sat down, took out a handkerchief, and wiped his face. "It's only morning, but the heat is unbearable!" The investigator sat in stunned silence. "Well, I'm Valentin Vasilyevich Krivoshein, head of the New Systems Laboratory at the Institute of Systemology," the visitor explained. "I only found out today, you see... that you're... that the police are interested in this sad affair, and I hurried right over. Naturally, I would have given you a thorough explanation yesterday or even the day before, but... [shrugs] it never even occurred to me that an unsuccessful experiment would lead to such a to-do, involving the police! I was resting in my apartment, rather unwell after the experiment. You see, comrade Onisimov... excuse me, what's your name and patronymic?" "Apollon Matvei ... I mean, Matvei Apollonovich," Onisimov muttered hoarsely and coughed to clear his throat. "You see, Matvei Apollonovich, it was like this: in the process of the experiment I had to immerse myself in the tank with the biological informational medium. Unfortunately, the tank was unsteady and turned over. I fell with it, hitting my head on the floor, and lost consciousness. I'm afraid that the tank must have hit my assistant too-I remember he tried to hold it up at the last second. I came to under an oilcloth on the floor. I heard voices in the lab...." Krivoshein gave a charming smile. "You'll admit, Matvei Apollonovich, that it would have been very embarrassing for me to stand up in my own laboratory in my birthday suit with a bashed-in head. And that liquid, it stings terribly, worse than soap suds! So I sneaked out from under the oilcloth and scurried into the shower room to wash up and change. I must admit that I don't know how long I was in the shower; my head was spinning and my mind was fuzzy. I probably didn't even know what I was doing. Anyway, when I came out there was no one in the lab. And I went home to rest up. That's it in a nutshell. If you like, I can give you a written explanation, and we can end all this- "I see." Onisimov was gathering his wits about him gradually. "And what experiments were you doing in the laboratory?" "You see ... I'm researching the biochemsitry of higher combinations in a systemological aspect with the addition of polymorphous anthropologism," Krivoshein explained blandly. "Or the systemology of higher forms in a biochemical aspect with the addition of anthropological polymorphism, if you will." "I see. And where did the skeleton come from?" Matvei Apollonovich squinted at the box on the corner of his desk. "You just wait!" he thought. "Skeleton? Oh, the skeleton!" Krivoshein smiled. "You see, we keep the skeleton in the lab for educational purposes. It's always in the same corner that I was put in when I was unconscious." "And what do you say to this?" Matvei Apollonovich removed the box that covered the sculpted head of Krivoshein. The pale-gray plastic eyes stared at the visitor who grew pale himself. "Do you recognize it?" Graduate student Krivoshein lowered his head. Only now was he certain of what he had suspected, and what he didn't want to believe: Val had perished in the experiment. "Your story doesn't make sense, citizen! I don't know your name or who you are." Onisimov, controlling his feeling of triumph, leaned back in his chair. "Yesterday you managed to mystify me but you won't get away with it today. I'm going to arrange for a little meeting between you and your co-conspirator Kravets, and then what will you say?" He reached for the phone. But Krivoshein put his hand on the receiver. "Hey! What are you-" Onisimov looked up angrily and saw himself... a broad face with narrow lips and a sharp chin, a thin nose, fine wrinkles around the mouth and small close-set eyes. Only now did Matvei Apollonovich notice the blue suit, just like his, and the Ukrainian shirt. "Don't fool around, Onisimov! It won't be what you expect. You'll only succeed in making yourself look foolish. No more than twenty minutes ago investigator Onisimov released Kravets for lack of evidence." "So...." Onisimov stared as Krivoshein's face relaxed and took on its former features: blood drained from his cheeks. He lost his breath. Matvei Apollonovich had been in quite a few fixes in the line of duty: he had been shot at and he had done some shooting-but he had never been this scared in his life. "Then you're... you?" "That is it: I'm me." Krivoshein stood up and walked over to the desk. Onisimov squirmed under his angry gaze. "Listen; end this nonsense! Everyone's alive, everything is in place. What more do you want? No sculpture or skeleton is going to prove that Krivoshein died. Here he is, Krivoshein, standing before you! Nothing happened, do you understand? It's just the project." "But . . . how?" Matvei Apollonovich muttered. "Couldn't you explain?" Krivoshein frowned sadly. "Ah, Matvei Apollonovich, what could I explain to you? You used all of detection's technology: televideophones, Gerasimov's system of reconstructing the face... and still... you couldn't even figure out a type like Hilobok. And that's a clear-cut case with him. There was no crime, you can be sure of that." "But... I'll have to report. I have to tell them something. What do I do?" "Now we're talking business." Krivoshein sat down again. "I'll give you an explanation. Remember this part about the skeleton resembling me. It's a family heirloom. My maternal grandfather, Andrei Stepanovich Kotlyar, a famous biologist in his day, willed that he not be buried but embalmed and his skeleton left to his descendants who went into science. An old scientist's eccentricity, understand? And apparently you discovered broken right ribs in the skeleton, which naturally raised some suspicion. Well, grandfather died in a road accident. The old man loved zooming around on a motorcycle over the speed limit. Understand?" "I see." Onisimov nodded rapidly "That's better. I hope that this... family heirloom will be returned to its owner after the case is closed. As well as the other 'clues' taken from the laboratory. The time will come," Krivoshein's voice resounded dreamily, "the time will come, Matvei Apollonovich, when that head will grace not your desk but a memorial. Well, I'm off. I hope I've explained everything. Please give me Kravets's papers. Thank you. Oh yes, the guard you were so kind to leave at the lab has requested relief. Please let him go. Thanks." Krivoshein stuffed the papers in his pocket and headed for the door. But a thought struck him on the way. "Listen, Matvei Apollonovich," he said, coming back to the desk, "please don't be hurt by my proposal, but would you like to be a little smarter? You'll grasp things quickly. You'll think broadly and profoundly. You'll see clues and delve into the essence of things and phenomena. You'll understand the human soul! And your mind will be visited by marvelous ideas-things that will make your cheeks cold with amazement. You see, life is complicated, and it will get more so. The only way to remain at a human being's top position in it is to understand everything. There is no other way. And that's possible, Matvei Apollonovich! Would you like it? I can arrange it!" Onisimov's face, contorted in insult and injury, filled with blood. "You're mocking me," he said. "It's not enough that you've . .. you're mocking me too. Go on, citizen, out." Krivoshein shrugged and turned to the door. "Wait!" "What now?" "Just a second, citizen... Krivoshein. All right, I don't understand. Perhaps you really have the science for this. I'll accept your version of the story-I have no choice. And you can think what you want of me...." Matvei Apollonovich couldn't get over the insult. Krivoshein frowned: what is he leading up to? "But if we accept your version, a man perished. Who's guilty?" The graduate student looked at him carefully. "Everyone a little, Matvei Apollonovich. Himself, and me, and Azarov, and others ... and even you are mixed up in it a little, even though you didn't know him, because, without really knowing, you suspected people. But according to the criminal code, no one. That happens." "I think that's taken care of," the student said to himself as he got into the bus. Tomorrow is the experiment. Actually, not even tomorrow, but tonight, in seven or eight hours. I'm never sleepy before I have an important thing to do, but I need the sleep. That's why I walked and rode around town for over four hours, to get worn out and distract myself. I was everywhere: midtown, suburbs, by the train station. I looked at people, houses, trees, animals. I watched the parade of Life. A desiccated old man hobbled toward me with a yellowed mustache and a red, wrinkly face. He had three Saint George crosses and a medal on a striped ribbon dangling from his gray sateen shirt. The old man stopped in the short shadows of the lindens to catch his breath. Yes, gramps, you had your day too! You've lived through a lot and obviously you want more: you've come out to preen, you cavalier of Saint George! If we filled up your muscles with strength, cleared up your corneas, wiped the sclerosis and fog from your brain, freshened up your nerves-you'd show the young punks a thing or two! Some boys wandering along, talking about the movies: "And then he gives it to him-pow-pow-with an atomic gun!" "And they go: bam-bam-bam!" "Why an atomic one?" "What other kind? On Venus-and with a regular gun?" A cat looks at me with anxious eyes. Why do cats have such anxious eyes? Do they know something? They know, but they won't tell. "Shoo, you cat!" It skulked into a doorway. A man with a low forehead and gray crewcut walked past: his pants hugged his powerful calves and thighs and his tee shirt barely covered his well-developed chest. His face made it clear that the fellow could handle any of life's problems with a quick uppercut to the jaw or by tossing you over his shoulder. And we'll make muscles like that for everyone-everyone will know about boxing and judo-and then how will he feel about his ready answer? In Shevchenko Park a boy and girl walked past me, noticing no one, holding hands. You lovers don't need our discovery. You're good for each other just the way you are. But... anything can happen in life. And danger threatens your love: life, misunderstandings, good sense, relatives, boredom-lots of things! If you manage on your own, more power to you. But if not, know this: we can repair your love, fix it better than a TV set. It'll be like new-like the day when you first saw each other in the movie ticket line. And the woman I ran into in front of the department store on the prospect! Her body was squeezed into a brocade dress, a gold brooch, fake amber necklace, with sweat spots the size of plates under her arms and on her back! The blue brocade glistened with all the colors of a stormy sea. Fie on you, madame! How can you stuff yourself into brocade in this heat. It's not a Saint George Cross, you know! Your husband doesn't love you, does he, madame? He stares in horror at your arms, as thick as his legs, at that fatty hump on your back. You are miserable madame. I don't feel sorry for you, but I understand. Your husband doesn't love you; the children don't appreciate you; the doctors don't sympathize; and the neighbors-oof, the neighbors! All right, madame, we'll figure out something for you as well. After all, you too have the right to an additional portion of happiness in the human line. But, speaking of happiness, madame, your taste worries me. No, no, I understand: you stuffed yourself into the brocade, put on the horrible earrings and necklace that do nothing for you, and decorated your fingers with rings to prove that you are no worse than anyone else, that you have everything. But, forgive me, madame, you don't have a damn thing. And I'm afraid that we'll have to improve your taste along with your body, as well as you mind and feelings. For the same money, madame, don't worry. Otherwise it's not worth it: you'll just waste your new beauty and freshness in restaurants and parties and on lovers. In that case, why should we bother? The true beauty, madame, lies in the harmony of the body, mind, and spirit. Two pretty girls walked past without giving me a glance. Why should they? The sky is clear. The sun is high. Exams are behind them. And this bus takes them to the beach. A little kid, who wasn't allowed outside, pressed his nose to the windowpane. He caught my eye and made a face. I made a face at him. Then he did a whole act for me. I love life, oh, how I love life! I don't need it to be any better. Let it stay just as it is, as long as ... as long as what? What? Oh, you! That's the whole point, it has to be better. There's too much wrong with the world. And I'll go. I haven't sold you out, people. We'll be able to do so many things with this method: give people looks and wisdom, introduce new abilities, even new qualities in them. Let's say, we could make a man have radio feelings, so that he could see in the dark, hear ultrasounds, sense magnetic waves, count time to the fraction of a second without a chronometer, and even read people's thoughts at a distance-would you